Dear Mr Cupid: it’s not me, it’s all you. Babe, you’re cute and all, but Guru of “happy ever after” you are not. More like Master of mediocre flings and time wasted away from my couch. Next time, shoot that arrow elsewhere, k? Bye! xo

Coconut Milk, Tonka, Benzoin, Sandalwood, Cedar Wood, Amyris